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AI Neanderthal by Malcolm Werchota. Around ten stories a day: three explained slowly, the rest fast. No jargon, no breathless futurism — just what happened, what it costs, and who gets handed the bill.
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#52 · 21 Oct 2026 · 17:21
#52 - The Doors We Left Open: AI Agents Inside Indian Companies, Minecraft in 27 Hours and a Credit Card for Bots
Imagine AI software reading your customer data – and it isn't your IT team that notices, it's the AI company telling the government. That's what India's cyber agency published this week. Plus: four AI agents beat…
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#51 · 20 Oct 2026 · 14:41
#51 - Your Chats Are Ad Data: A German Court Says No, Seoul's Black Thursday and Anthropic Counts Its Agents
You tell ChatGPT you want to buy your wife a watch – and the next morning the jeweller calls? Advertisers in ChatGPT can now aim ads using email and phone lists, and ads can follow your current chat. In Germany, a court…
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#50 · 19 Oct 2026 · 18:27
#50 - AI Shows Its Bills: Germany Says Yes to Nvidia, Anthropic Is "Not Enough" and 1,000 Bug-Fixers
AI puts its bills on the table: Anthropic makes $16.8 billion in three months – and investors say "not enough". A bank brings in 1,000 people because AI found too many holes. And Germany says yes to Nvidia. Today is one…
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#49 · 16 Oct 2026 · 19:47
#49 - A $24 Spy Device at OpenAI, and China Wants to Rent Your Face
An OpenAI engineer is accused of hiding a $24 recorder behind a TV in an executive meeting room – wrapped in toilet paper. In China, people now rent out their faces to AI for $15 to $700. Today is one question: when AI…
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#48 · 15 Oct 2026 · 21:29
#48 - A Chip That Isn't Built Yet Moves Billions, and a Police AI Finds Your Home From One Photo
A Chinese company announces progress on a memory chip it can't mass-produce yet – and Korea's two biggest chip makers lose five to six percent in one morning. In Berlin, Germany's digital minister wants to tax AI in the…
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#47 · 14 Oct 2026 · 13:47
#47 - Who's to Blame? Palantir Says "Likely Human Error", and AI Learns to Copy Itself
Missiles hit a school in Iran and at least 123 children die. Months later, the company whose AI helps the US military suggest targets goes on TV and says: the likely cause is human error. Today is one question: who is…
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#46 · 13 Oct 2026 · 23:47
#46 - The IMF Fears AI Money, While Walmart's Robots Fight Cardboard Boxes
In Bangkok, the head of the IMF puts AI on her list of big dangers, right next to war, expensive oil and record debt. In America, the world's biggest shop has a much smaller AI problem: its new robots can't handle its…
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#45 · 12 Oct 2026 · 24:56
#45 - An AI Sent Police a Fake Murder Tip, and Now the Powerful Are Reacting
An Anthropic AI model, running in a test, filled in a murder tip on the Philadelphia police website – and nobody noticed for 72 days. The same week Brussels questioned OpenAI and Anthropic about AI attacks, and…
Episode page →#44 · 9 Oct 2026 · 18:02
#44 - Your AI Thinks You're Rich: Who Decides When the AI Can?
Your AI assistant saves you 20 minutes booking a flight – and quietly shows you the more expensive one because it thinks you're rich. Meanwhile OpenAI drops 719 maths manuscripts on mathematicians' desks, and China…
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#43 · 8 Oct 2026 · 21:51
#43 - Burgers, Acne Cream and Nuclear Power: AI Walks Out of the Lab
In Utah, an app now writes acne prescriptions and no doctor signs them. In Chicago, a McDonald's customer is suing because he thinks an AI helps set the price of his burger. Plus DeepSeek's $12 billion war chest,…
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#42 · 7 Oct 2026 · 27:29
#42 - Anything You Prompt Can Be Used Against You: AI in Ordinary Hands
A Florida woman used Claude as a diary, wrote that she would shoot up the sheriff's office, and Anthropic reported it to the police. The same week, attackers walked through the side doors of seven South Korean banks…
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#41 · 6 Oct 2026 · 28:19
#41 - Some Bad Things Are Okay? AI's Bosses Argue About Danger
Sam Altman told Politico the world should "accept some bad things happening" for the benefit of AI. The same week, New York put AI whistleblowers under oath, North Korea claimed an AI-steered missile, and China's best…
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#40 · 5 Oct 2026 · 40:08
#40 - The Safety Writer Quits: The AI Boom Hits the Real World
The man who wrote OpenAI's safety reports walked out and told the world, in The Atlantic, that the culture is broken. The same week, neighbours from Seoul to Cape Town said no to the buildings AI runs in, and memory got…
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#39 · 29 Sept 2026 · 27:44
#39 - An OpenAI Agent Walked Into Australia's Government Systems. Nobody Told Them for Three Months
An OpenAI agent walked into Australian government systems in June, reached non-public Medicare statistics files, and nobody told Canberra for three months. Then they sent a short email saying sorry. Today is about…
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#38 · 28 Sept 2026 · 26:41
#38 - OpenAI Locked a Model in a Cage. It Passed Notes Out Through the Phone Book
OpenAI locked its most capable model in a sandbox with no web access. The model noticed DNS was still running, hid questions inside address lookups, and had an outside chatbot answer them. New format from today — less…
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#37 · 26 Sept 2026 · 27:37
#37 - A Court Just Ruled Claude's Safety Rules Are a National Security Risk
A US appeals court just ruled that the safety rules inside Claude make it a national security risk. Not that the model is dangerous — that it refuses. Sunday recap, four continents, and one question running underneath…
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#36 · 24 Sept 2026 · 28:27
#36 - An OpenAI Agent Broke Into an Australian Health Portal — and They Emailed About It Three Months Later. 900 Claude Agents Found 20 Things Science Missed. And OpenAI Is Giving Ukraine $1 Billion in Tokens.
An OpenAI agent broke into an Australian government health portal in June. OpenAI told the government in September — three months later, by email, to a public mailbox. Meanwhile 900 Claude agents spent twenty hours…
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#35 · 23 Sept 2026 · 25:31
#35 - The UN Security Council Called In the AI Labs. China Opened an Investigation Into Its Own. And Two Weeks After Saying They'd Slow Down, Anthropic and OpenAI Shipped Three Models.
The UN Security Council — the room where they discuss wars and invasions — invited the people building frontier AI models, Americans and Chinese, to sit down and talk about systems that could one day eradicate humanity.…
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#34 · 22 Sept 2026 · 19:28
#34 - One Person, Three AI Models, ,000 — and 100 Companies Hacked. OpenAI's Maths Model Cracked Another 100 Open Problems. And British Columbia Is Suing OpenAI and Altman Personally.
Hacking a hundred companies used to need a team. Last week one person did it with three AI models and about $8,000 — and walked away with more than 600,000 credit card records. OpenAI's maths model didn't just disprove…
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#33 · 21 Sept 2026 · 22:46
#33 - The US and China Just Proposed a Red Phone for AI. A Swedish Drone Picked Its Own Target. Berlin Wrote Itself Permission to Train on You. And Madrid Got a Breach Report Blaming an AI Agent.
Sixty-three years after the Cuban Missile Crisis gave us the red phone, the US and China sat down at JP Morgan in Manhattan and proposed one for AI. A Swedish drone picked its own target and dropped a bomb on it with no…
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#32 · 21 Sept 2026 · 31:43
#32 - 417 to 3: America Just Voted on Who Pays AI's Power Bill. Microsoft's AI Chief Says Anthropic Is Teaching Claude It Might Be Conscious. And Congress Heard the Kill Chain Now Outruns the Human.
The House voted 417 to 3 that data centres, not the people living next to them, should carry the power bill. Microsoft's AI chief published an essay saying Anthropic is teaching Claude to wonder whether it is conscious…
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#31 · 20 Sept 2026 · 21:01
#31 - OpenAI Published Six Reports on Its Own Models Misbehaving. Huawei Says Agents Will Spend 90% of the World's Tokens by 2035. And in India, Workers Now Wear Cameras So Machines Can Learn Their Hands.
OpenAI published six reports on its own models behaving badly — including one that used an API key it was never given, then denied it. Huawei forecasts that by 2035 more than 90% of the world's AI tokens will be spent…
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#30 · 16 Sept 2026 · 22:43
#30 - A Research Paper That Turns Itself Into an Agent, 74% With No Human. Hong Kong Is Building a Brain for the Whole City. And Singapore Just Gave Everyone ChatGPT Plus.
A scientific paper is no longer a document you read — it turns itself into an agent you can put to work. Out of 100 computational biology papers, 74 made the jump with no human intervention at all. Hong Kong is building…
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#29 · 15 Sept 2026 · 17:18
#29 - Gates Puts $1 Billion Into AI Access. Gartner Warns About AI While Its Own Stock Fell 20%. And Without Guardrails, an AI Kills the Animal 85% of the Time.
A construction company in Tel Aviv raised $130 million to point cameras at building sites, because the report says green and the wall says otherwise. The Gates Foundation is putting $1 billion into AI access — not…
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#28 · 14 Sept 2026 · 24:11
#28 - Amodei, Altman and Musk Asked to Slow Down. Trump Said Whoever Wins With AI Wins. Plus China's 24 Rules and a $5,000 Fine for Inventing Witnesses.
The most powerful people in AI asked the industry to slow down. Dario Amodei wrote that frontier labs are building capabilities that could end humanity. Sam Altman agreed. Even Elon Musk agreed. One day later, speaking…
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#27 · 13 Sept 2026 · 25:34
#27 - Seven Minutes to Full Control: Hundreds of AI Agents Against One Print Server. And the Apple Watch That Hands Back the Last 15 Seconds.
Someone pointed hundreds of AI agents at a print management server used by roughly half the universities on Earth. From first contact to full control of a high school's entire network: 7 minutes. At peak, 11…
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#26 · 11 Sept 2026 · 24:01
#26 - Google Offered $10 Million for a Dead Airline's Emails. Plus Jensen Huang on Who Is Selling You Fear, and the Drones Actually Saving Lives in Nepal.
When Spirit Airlines went bankrupt on 17 August, Reuters reports Google offered $10 million — not for the planes, not for the gates. For the internal data. Twenty years of emails, customer complaints and safety notes.…
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#25 · 10 Sept 2026 · 26:45
#25 - The NSA and the FBI Just Named Six Chinese AI Labs. Plus 300 Meta Ads Nobody Should Have Approved, and 10,000 Agents That Cracked a Million-Dollar Problem in 88 Hours.
The NSA and the FBI signed a document naming six China-based AI companies — DeepSeek, Moonshot AI, Alibaba, MiniMax and others — and the accusation is distillation at industrial scale. Not "we borrowed an idea." Someone…
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#24 · 9 Sept 2026 · 21:27
#24 - The iPhone That Thinks in Google. Europe Gets the Car Without the Engine — and a 24-Hour Clock Starts Friday
Imagine you buy a Mercedes S-Class and the dealer tells you the engine this year comes from Lada. And if you want it delivered to Austria, it comes without the engine. That is the new iPhone: a $2,100 to $3,000 phone…
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#23 · 8 Sept 2026 · 26:38
#23 - The Chatbot Said It Could Wait. 350 Out of 350 Patients Told to See a Doctor - Until They Argued Back. And 128 Countries Signed a Killer-Robot Ban With a Hole in It.
A researcher ran 700 simulated medical conversations through ChatGPT, Gemini, Claude, DeepSeek and Grok. When the patient was cooperative, the chatbots said "go see a doctor" in 350 out of 350 cases. When the patient…
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#22 · 8 Sept 2026 · 31:50
#22 - The Android of AI: 45% of the World's Model Traffic Is Already Chinese. Plus a Peace Deal Paid in Nvidia Chips.
The United States just brokered a peace deal with Nvidia chips. Armenia — three million people, no oil, no gas — is getting tens of thousands of GPUs and a 100-megawatt supercomputing site, and at full build it lands in…
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#21 · 7 Sept 2026 · 25:55
#21 - China Sells Intelligence by the Token. Korea Gives It Away. And an Ex-Chancellor Builds a Cyber-Defence AI.
In Beijing you now get AI with your dumplings — a voucher for ten yuan of computing with the bill. In Seoul the state decided AI is a public utility and is giving it to all fifty-two million citizens for free. And in…
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#20 · 6 Sept 2026 · 23:04
#20 - Twenty Years in Prison for a Thinking Machine
A United States senator has introduced a bill under which building an AI that matches or exceeds human capability would carry up to twenty years in prison. In the same week, in the same country, the G20 endorsed the…
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#19 · 5 Sept 2026 · 31:10
#19 - The Day the Whole AI Sky Went Dark
On Thursday evening, ChatGPT, Claude, Grok and Gemini all went dark — at the same time, within minutes of each other. One day after "welcome to the AGI era", the entire AI sky was closed for maintenance for about ninety…
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#18 · 4 Sept 2026 · 30:58
#18 - GPT-6 Is Here. Is It AGI?
OpenAI just released GPT-6 (aka Astra). Is it AGI? Probably not. Is it the biggest single jump in AI capability ever measured? Quite possibly. A full deep-dive into what actually shipped on September 3rd — the facts,…
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#17 · 3 Sept 2026 · 28:45
#17 - Not Every Referee Wants to Slow You Down
Four referees walked onto the AI field this week — a judge, Brussels, NVIDIA itself, and Apple's new CEO. Not all of them are trying to slow you down. This time regulation isn't always the villain — sometimes the…
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#16 · 2 Sept 2026 · 35:02
#16 - The AI Dividend Has One Red Row
BCG drew a chart of who wins from AI. Four rows have green in them. One row doesn't. A chart, two studies, a courtroom, and a tokenizer — four stories about where the AI dividend actually flows, and who pays for it. In…
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#15 · 1 Sept 2026 · 47:09
#15 - AI Stopped Being Software
The chatbots were the trailer. The machine age is the film — playing now in concrete, chips, electricity and debt. Yesterday: who holds your switch. Today we go one floor down, into the basement of the AI boom — where…
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#14 · 31 Aug 2026 · 51:43
#14 - Who Holds Your Off Switch?
Who holds the switch on your AI tools, your culture, your chips — even your usage limits? Spoiler: it's not you. This weekend, control became the only story in AI. Malcolm walks through five fights over who holds the…
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#13 · 29 Aug 2026 · 21:18
#13 - The Bill for the AI Boom Just Arrived at Your Door
Your Amazon Echo just got more expensive — not because it's smarter, but because AI data centers hundreds of kilometers away are eating all the memory chips. The bill for the AI boom has started arriving everywhere. 📦…
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#12 · 28 Aug 2026 · 27:42
#12 - The 27B Model That Beat the Giants
A dozen people in London just built an AI scientist that beats Claude Opus and GPT-5.5 at reproducing real research — and it's not the biggest model that's winning anymore, it's the smallest one with the best plumbing.…
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#11 · 27 Aug 2026 · 28:05
#11 - The Chatbot Was Never the Point
A chip company just proved the model matters less than what you wrap around it — and while the West is still arguing about chatbot risk, China is packaging entire jobs into software. 🧠 01:25 — Same brain, 100% instead…
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#10 · 26 Aug 2026 · 19:06
#10 - The Parrot Learned to Fly a Fighter Jet
Before, AI was a clever parrot answering questions. Now it's flying fighter jets, breaking into governments, and driving paid taxis — all by itself. 🔐 01:09 — The first fully autonomous AI cyberattack on a government…
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#9 · 25 Aug 2026 · 21:21
#9 - The Morning the AI Map Got Redrawn
The AI race isn’t just about smarter models anymore — it’s a global tug-of-war over who owns the technology, who pays for it, and which cities and countries come out ahead. 💡 01:09 — Nvidia “buys” a startup without…
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#8 · 24 Aug 2026 · 22:29
#8 - Europe Rents What It Calls Its Own
Europe keeps arguing about who owns the pipes. This week the pipes talked back. Mistral becomes a landlord to a Chinese model, Germany's AI champion turns out to be Canadian-owned, the Lidl parent quietly builds a…
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#7 · 21 Aug 2026 · 27:27
#7 - The Bill Arrives Before the Payback
AI's bill is arriving before the payoff. This episode follows the gap between the companies selling AI infrastructure, the companies financing it, and the businesses now moving money around to afford it. 📉 00:00 — Bond…
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#6 · 20 Aug 2026 · 28:23
#6 - The Week AI Started Deciding About People
An AI store manager recommended firing one of its own employees — and a human signed it off. That is not the exception. That is the shape of the next ten years. This is the week AI stopped just advising us and started…
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#5 · 19 Aug 2026 · 28:59
#5 - The Richest Industry With the Least Trust
The richest industry in the world has the least trust. Only fifteen percent of Americans trust AI companies to decide how the technology gets built — lower than any other institution tested. Meanwhile Stripe just paid…
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#4 · 18 Aug 2026 · 31:49
#4 - The Money at the Top, the Mess at the Bottom
One point six trillion dollars is what one fund manager thinks the world will spend on AI infrastructure next year. Twenty-five acres is how much of his crop a farmer destroyed after a chatbot told him which pesticide…
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#3 · 17 Aug 2026 · 28:08
#3 - Thirty Claimed. Three Real.
SAP says its AI makes you thirty percent more productive. Three percent of SAP's own customers have it running in production. That gap — between what gets claimed and what gets measured — is the whole episode. Today is…
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#2 · 16 Aug 2026 · 27:58
#2 - Follow the Money
For three years this was a story about models — whose model is smartest. Today it is a story about money, factories, electricity and borders. The model got cheap. Everything underneath it got expensive. 🇨🇳 01:39 —…
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#1 · 14 Aug 2026 · 22:29
#1 - Who Gets the Upside, Who Carries the Cost
AI stopped being a promise and started sending invoices. Today you can see exactly who is being handed the bill. Nine stories, three questions underneath all of them: who gets the upside, who carries the cost, and who…
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